Just Another Reason I Adore My Food Processor

I know many of you have probably heard my raves of the joy of a food processor and it's may wonders and if you haven't you probably don't really want to.. but I'll say it again a food processor is an uber-necessary kitchen appliance. I would choose it over my microwave, toaster, and blender. The only appliances that beat it out are my coffee pot and Kitchen Aid although that probably goes without saying.
So I have here for you all one of my favorite recipes in which a food processor is oh so necessary... If you do not have one, buy one!! or you can probably use a blender or fork (if you're hard core) to mash the ingredients in this yummy dish but seriously buy yourself a food processor. You can thank me later.

Black Bean Burgers

Put half of a red onion and 3 cloves of garlic in food processor. Chop into small pieces.
Add 1 Tbl of olive oil, 1 Tbl. of cumin, 1 Tbl of cider vinegar, 1/2 tsp of cayenne pepper, 1 can of black beans. Blend into a paste.

In a bowl scramble an egg. Add bean paste and 1/4 cup of bread crumbs. You can also at this point add some chopped peppers or corn or any other little ditties.
Heat a large skillet and grease with olive oil. Plop some burger paste in pan and press into a patty. Cook about 5 minutes each side on medium heat or until browned.

You can serve this little guys in many ways... On a bun like a real burger, over a bed of lettuce.

I chose to top them with some sauteed spinach and green onions and serve with a side of sliced tomatoes, potato salad and a hoppy Red Ale brewed by friend Kyle. Perfect accompaniment for this spicy little treat.

Another Saturday Night and I've got a Pork Shoulder.

So I had the plan to make this chile-braised pork shoulder for cinco de mayo but i didn't get around to it until saturday, catorce de mayo. But you know what they say: Pulled pork is always worth the wait.

I came home from wegmans equipped with a pork shoulder and 4 pork tenderloins(the cashier didn't even need to ask me how much i love pork). The latter will be brined into canadian bacon... post to follow. The former was about to get a little chile sauce rubdown.

So i hit play on the freshly downloaded bruno mars CD (i know, i'm approx 700yrs late to the b.mars party, but it's still poppin') and set to work.

The rub:

--4 large dried ancho chiles, stemmed seeded (rehydrate these pups in a lil boiling water. it said it would take around 30min. I found they were soft enough in under 10)

--1 small can chipotles in adobo sauce. The recipe called for 2 lg dried chiles de arbol or japones. I used the chipotles in adobo because i had them on hand. The adobo sauce was enough liquid for the rub. If you use the dry chiles, save about a cup of the soaking liquid from the anchos.

--2Tbsp sugar (i used dark brown sugar because that's my favorite color.)

--1Tbsp. fresh lime juice

Put these ingredients in a food processor and let 'er rip.

For the meat:

The recipe called for a 5lb Boston butt (boneless pork shoulder). I used a 9lb bone-in pork shoulder. I don't think there would be much difference except the boston butt said it would take about 2.5hrs. Mine took about 5.5hrs. I had 3 season finales of CSI on demand though so the extra 3 hours didn't really bother me.

Now take the piece of meat and rub generously with kosher salt. I just read that kosher salt has less sodium than real salt (funfact).

Now massage gently with chile mixture. Cover and set in fridge for about an hour to 1-2 days.

Spices:

--2Tbsp oil. Heat in skillet.

Add:

--1 lg onion, chopped

--2 lg garlic cloves, chopped

--2 bay leaves

--2 tsp dried oregano (use the mexican if you got it. I've never seen mexican oregano in the spice aisle, so i just used an unidentified herb from the garden)

--2 tsp ground coriander

--2 tsp ground cumin

--1/2 tsp ground allspice

--1 bottle dark beer (i used stout homebrew, the recipe called for negro modelo.)

By now, your pork should be waiting in a large oven proof pot with a cover. Pour the spice mixture over it, cover and place in an oven at 350. Baste with pan juices every so often. When pork starts to fall apart you and are almost there.

When done, transfer meat to a large platter, pull apart with two forks and pour pan liquid over it.

I served it on heated corn tortillas with a dollop of sour cream and a couple of lettuce leaves.

You could also use coleslaw, fresh cilantro or salsa. Maybe go dinobbq style and cook up some baked beans and corn bread. The possibilities are endless and that's what is beautiful about the world of pigs.

Vanilly Balslamtastic Chicken

Background

Megan Mae was busy playing life changing music to little tikes this evening, so I took over dinner detail. This is the kick ass meal i prepped...

Ingredients

1/2 cup fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth
1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon grated orange rind
1/4 cup fresh orange juice
1 (2-inch) piece vanilla bean, split lengthwise
3/4 teaspoon salt, divided
16 skinless, boneless chicken thighs (about 2 pounds)
Cooking spray
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
Orange rind strips (optional)

Preparation

Preheat oven to 450°.
Combine first 6 ingredients in a small saucepan. Scrape seeds from vanilla bean; stir seeds into broth mixture, reserving the bean for another use. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, and simmer until reduced to 1/2 cup (about 20 minutes). Stir in 1/4 teaspoon salt.
Arrange chicken in a single layer in the bottom of a roasting pan coated with cooking spray. Sprinkle chicken evenly with remaining 1/2 teaspoon salt and pepper. Bake at 450° for 10 minutes.
Brush half of broth mixture over chicken; bake 5 minutes. Brush remaining broth mixture over chicken; bake 15 minutes or until a thermometer registers 180°. Garnish with orange rind, if desired.

New Apartment Sesame Noodles

So as some of you know I just moved into a new and wonderful apartment and as a housewarming gift to myself and new room mates I decided to make a family favorite, Cold Sesame Noodles w/ asparagus and shrimp. The original recipe calls for chicken but I felt the shrimp was a little more spring appropriate. Anyway, here it goes.

INGREDIENTS:
8 oz. linguine
3 cloves minced garlic (I used 4)
1 Tbs red wine vinegar
1 Tbs brown sugar
6 Tbs Chunky Peanut Butter
1/4 cup soy sauce
6 Tbs Sesame oil
1 Tbs Hot Chili Oil
1 lb fresh shrimp
5 Tbs toasted sesame seeds
1 lb Asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1 in. pieces
5 green onions, sliced thinly (use all of the bulb and 3 inches of green)
1 small cucumber, halved seeded and diced into 1 inch pieces

1. Boil the pasta until it reaches desired tenderness, then set aside to cool in a large flat serving dish.
2. Shell your shrimp and saute them for two minutes on each side, I added a little chili oil to the pan to give them a little extra spice. Then place in the serving dish with pasta to cool.
3. Toast your sesame seeds.
4. Blanch asparagus in a sauce pan of boiling water for 1 minute. Remove from heat, drain and rinse under cool water. Then add to the serving dish.
5. Combine garlic through soy sauce in a food processor and process for 1 min. Slowly add the sesame and chili oil while processing and continue till smooth. Stir in 4 Tbs sesame seeds.
6. Toss sauce with pasta, shrimp and asparagus.
7. Sprinkle with scallions, cucumber, and the remaining 1 Tbs. of sesame seeds and serve at room temperature. Serves 6.

I served this dish with some Ithaca Apricot Wheat Beer which was delicious, refreshing, and perfect for cooling the mouth from some of the spice of the chili oil. Miss you all, happy spring. Also come visit me in my new apartment :)

Lemon Curd Two Ways

This week I made homemade lemon curd for the use of one dessert and in turn created another with the leftovers. It was even so good that I ate some with just a spoon!! This easy little sauce is a lovely start to many amazing things.

Lemon Curd
With a mixer combine 2 eggs and 1/2 cup of sugar. Mix for about 5 minutes or until fluffy and doubled in size. Add 2 Tbl. of freshly grated lemon zest and 1/3 cup of lemon juice (preferably freshly squeezed). Place mixture in a double boiler and cook for about 15 minutes or until nice and thick. Stir occassionally as it cooks. Stir in 6 Tbl. of butter.

Now for the fun part....
Way #1: The original intent for this lemon curd was to put between the layers of a carrot cake... Now you may be thinking lemon, carrot, say what?? But let me just say when this carrot cake featuring fresh ginger with lemon curd between the layers topped with thick maple cream cheese frosting was served at Johnnys it was a hit. In the words of Sky, "This cake is so good I want to have sex with it." Enough said.

Way #2: In a clear glass, layer graham cracker crumbs, lemon curd, creime fraiche, fruit- I used raspberry sauce leftover from a cheesecake but you could also put some fresh fruit in here-raspberries or blueberries... Divine. Quick. Simple. Do It.

Rainy Day Italian

One gloomy Rochester afternoon last week, I decided to spice up the kitchen with a little Italian cooking. I referred to Miss Megan Mae's recipe for Puttanesca Sauce and set it simmering upon the stove. Then I poured a glass of pinot noir and mixed up some gnocchi.

Ricotta Gnocchi
Combine 1 lb of ricotta, 1 egg, 1 Tbl of olive oil, 1/4 cup of Parmesan cheese (I did half parm, half asiago) and 1/4 tsp of nutmeg.
Stir in about 2 cups of flour, 1/2 cup at a time until no longer sticky.
Knead for a few minutes on floured surface. Slice into 4-5 pieces.
Roll out into 1 inch thick rope like pieces. Slice into 1 inch pieces.
Press with a fork to make grooves for your sauce to stick to.

Now this recipe makes quite a bit (about 4 servings) so I cooked half and froze half.
To Freeze: Lay on a lightly floured baking sheet and place in freezer about 30 minutes. Transfer to ziploc bag. Save for another day.

To Cook: Bring water to a rigorous boil. Add 1 Tbl. of salt. Place gnocchi in. Cook gnocchi for about 5 minutes or until they float to the top. Scoop out with a slotted spoon. Place in a bowl and cover with delicious sauce of your choice.
Bon Appetit!!

High Tea

So unless you have been living under a rock for the past month you probably know that Prince William got married last Friday...sorry ladies. Now, I did not get up at 4:30 to watch the wedding but I did bake up some delicious scones for the occasion because I never turn down a reason to bake. Many people have mixed opinions on scones. Some people love scones especially with a nice cup of afternoon tea or with coffee in the morning. Other people see scones as a hard object to hit your enemies over the head with. These scones eliminate argument for they are nothing but delicious. Juicy blueberries and heavy cream make them light, moist and the perfect accompaniment to a tea party.

Blueberry Scones
In a small bowl, place 1 cup of frozen or fresh blueberries. Add 1 Tbl. of lemon zest and the juice of half a lemon. Stir and let sit.
In another bowl, combine 2 1/2 cups of flour, 1/4 cup of sugar, 1 Tbl baking powder, and 3/4 tsp of salt.
Add 6 Tbl of chilled butter in pieces. Fork into the flour mixture until combined.
Add blueberry mixture.

In another bowl, combine 1 cup of heavy cream, 1 egg and 1 tsp of vanilla. Stir into flour mixture.

Form a ball and place on floured surface. Flatten into a 6" circle and cut into 8 triangles.
Place on a parchment lined cookie sheet. Freeze for 20 minutes. Bake at 425 for 20-25 minutes. Sprinkle with sugar.

Put on your party dress, brew some tea and enjoy with your favorite Prince Charming.